BERKELEY, CA -- Residents of Berkeley and friends of Trevor Todd Storey were not surprised that on February 26th, 2009 Storey turned 21.
"It happened on the same date that his birthday went down on last year." Said Chris Cohan who was there for the unimpressive conclusion to Storey's 21st year.
Storey, a laid back guy, decided to wait until the afternoon of the 26th to purchase alcohol. After not being carded by the Seven Eleven clerk, Storey felt useless.
"It was bonkers." Storey said.
The apartment where Storey resides was littered with gifts that would at first appear to be for a seven year old.
Upon further investigation Storey determined that they were in fact meant for him. Baffled, he decided to go to bed.
The Philistine would like to officially announce that Storey's birthday ended last night at 11:59 p.m. and that he did not hire any outside help for sex at any point after that time.
Friday, February 27, 2009
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Trevor we need to get blackout, now.
I need to renew my drivers license now, damn.
Might go to home depot this weekend. I don't know I don't have any time.
technically monty, its his 21st year that he ended not his 20th thats why he's 21....duh
noted and corrected. Thank you Pete, first productive thing you've contributed to the blog.
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