Saturday, August 28, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Rob Returns (With CD's)
SPRINGFIELD, OREGON – Local Best Buy employee Ricky Belmaunt was arrested this evening for armed robbery and public nudity.
With the release of his new album Have You Gone To Bed Yet? Belmaunt taped copies of the CD to cover his naked body. He went to his shift at the Springfield Best Buy and promoted his album by having customers take the CD's off him. About 3 hours into his shift Belmaunt was out of CD's.
Panicked, Belmaunt reached for a gun he had stashed in one of the washers in the appliance department, and proceeded to demand 200 blank CD's and a computer to burn more copies. Police subdued Belmaunt, about 125 CD's into his burning rampage. He is currently in Sprinfield Prison. Since Belmaunt has 44 previous offenses in Oregon, he will be forced to move back to California within two weeks.
With the release of his new album Have You Gone To Bed Yet? Belmaunt taped copies of the CD to cover his naked body. He went to his shift at the Springfield Best Buy and promoted his album by having customers take the CD's off him. About 3 hours into his shift Belmaunt was out of CD's.
Panicked, Belmaunt reached for a gun he had stashed in one of the washers in the appliance department, and proceeded to demand 200 blank CD's and a computer to burn more copies. Police subdued Belmaunt, about 125 CD's into his burning rampage. He is currently in Sprinfield Prison. Since Belmaunt has 44 previous offenses in Oregon, he will be forced to move back to California within two weeks.
But seriously I'm coming back to Marin on the 1st of September for about a week and I look forward to seeing all the homies. I also do actually have CD's of my new album, so if any of you want one just let me know (I'll have clothes on).
-R4hb
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
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