Trevor Storey loses interest in his job, decides not to post about it

BERKELEY, CA -- A local toy store employee found himself startled today by a realization that he no longer has any interest in working.

"I just couldn't take it." Trevor Todd Storey confirmed after spending three straight hours on the toilet this morning, attempting to make a bowel movement.

After a brief altercation with a co-worker, Storey offered his apology. The other employee opened fire on Storey hitting him in the neck, arm and leg.

The employee has vacated the city and is suspected to be on his way to another toy store in Sausalito to apply for a job.

Local merchants on the block were unperturbed by the gunshots.

"We don't give a fuck." Charlie Wong, a local baron and liquor store owner, said.

Storey declined that he had been constipated this morning. He is currently in critical condition in the bathroom.