10 things about France

Je deteste:

1. No real Mexican food



2. All stores are closed on Sunday



3. These assholes, coupled with shitty club music



4. Their stereotypes of Americans, which includes but is not limited our undying love of ketchup.



5. When you try and speak French and they respond in English to be superior, but their English is worse than your French.



J'aime:

1. Baguettes, especially with jambon et fromage



2. Everybody smokes



3. Nutella



4. DELERIUM TREMENS



5. Cafès



And titties

-Nicholas