Robert Trapped in Digestive Tract of Large Herbavore

Robert has just been eaten by a hippo according to an AP report released 47 seconds ago. We are unaware of where this occurred but supposedly he's stuck in the digestive tract of an African Hippopotamus. He says that he is okay and still has a pack of cigarettes so he'll be fine for a few hours.

His cell phone can be heard ringing from inside the animal but no one can get near enough to hear his voice.

Updates to follow.

-Monty