Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Fuck Christmas-- A recursive haiku

Tomorrow is Christmas.
It is time to celebrate
The birth of a fictitious man.
Everything will be closed.
Jews will be bored, and the Catholics will praise,
Fuck this fucking holiday, I'd rather watch a church blaze.

- Bilnest Smartingway

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

true that

Monty said...

Fuck Christmas, we burned our tree this year and then chained it to the suburban while it was on fire and drove around union square.

RAHB said...

yeeee