by Robert Belmont
ANGERS, FRANCE - Saturday at around 12 p.m. Nicholas Hinman, a 20 year old exchange student from the University of Oregon, ordered what he called "Freedom" fries with his hamburger at a small cafe.
Hinman's order didn't mix well with the French waiter, Jacque Cousteau. Cousteau proceeded to yell at Hinman in French, in words he did not understand.
Bystanders said Hinman pulled a French flag out of his "man-purse," ejaculated on it and rubbed it in the waiters face screaming, "HOLD THE MAYONAISE I HAVE MY OWN." Hinman then proceeded to take off all his clothes, wrap himself in an American flag and run throughout the streets of Angers singing the US national anthem.
The French police are determining whether Hinman's behavior was an act of protest, terrorism, or pleasure. A reward of 10 euros has been put up by the French police for information regarding the whereabouts of Hinman.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
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holy shit hahaha.
Sorry I have nothing useful to add but god damn, gg rob.
fucking french people.
brilliant purely brilliant
There's this Hawaiian BBQ place about 10 minutes away from my place that has a special deal now. A much better than fast food cheeseburger and fries for only 3.89.
You have a place Trevor? I was under the impression you still lived in the middle of nowhere at your parent's house. Woops, my bad.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
poor nick. and by poor nick, i mean poor jacque.
Funny part is that I did go to French jail last Friday
god this shit is heavy
when the fuck did bj start using a blog
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