BERKELEY, CA -- Local multitask tycoon and toy store employee Dr. Trevor Storey was diagnosed with lymphoma by a colleague at the toy store this afternoon.
The cancer, which is deadly, affects the immune system. Most patients enter chemo immediately if they prefer survival over eminent death.
Dr. Storey told a panel of UC Berkeley medical students on Monday morning that he is opting out of the chemo for the time being.
"I just want to keep my options open," Dr. Storey said. "They really lock you in with that whole process."
Dr. Storey has spent the last eight hours at his computer juggling 38 different tasks. These include fantasy baseball, online poker, world of warcraft, watching SNL on hulu, smoking marijuana, eatind dinner, brushing his teeth, scrabble via facebook with six different people, two different telephone conversations, homework, 19 instant messenger conversations and listening to his iPod amongst other things.
Judging by Dr. Storey's current situation, and ultimately dillemma, The Philistine has placed a wager that he will be dead in 12 days.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
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I better get outside tomorrow.
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