Showing posts with label pirates. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Man Orders "Freedom" Fries in France
by Robert Belmont
ANGERS, FRANCE - Saturday at around 12 p.m. Nicholas Hinman, a 20 year old exchange student from the University of Oregon, ordered what he called "Freedom" fries with his hamburger at a small cafe.
Hinman's order didn't mix well with the French waiter, Jacque Cousteau. Cousteau proceeded to yell at Hinman in French, in words he did not understand.
Bystanders said Hinman pulled a French flag out of his "man-purse," ejaculated on it and rubbed it in the waiters face screaming, "HOLD THE MAYONAISE I HAVE MY OWN." Hinman then proceeded to take off all his clothes, wrap himself in an American flag and run throughout the streets of Angers singing the US national anthem.
The French police are determining whether Hinman's behavior was an act of protest, terrorism, or pleasure. A reward of 10 euros has been put up by the French police for information regarding the whereabouts of Hinman.
ANGERS, FRANCE - Saturday at around 12 p.m. Nicholas Hinman, a 20 year old exchange student from the University of Oregon, ordered what he called "Freedom" fries with his hamburger at a small cafe.
Hinman's order didn't mix well with the French waiter, Jacque Cousteau. Cousteau proceeded to yell at Hinman in French, in words he did not understand.
Bystanders said Hinman pulled a French flag out of his "man-purse," ejaculated on it and rubbed it in the waiters face screaming, "HOLD THE MAYONAISE I HAVE MY OWN." Hinman then proceeded to take off all his clothes, wrap himself in an American flag and run throughout the streets of Angers singing the US national anthem.
The French police are determining whether Hinman's behavior was an act of protest, terrorism, or pleasure. A reward of 10 euros has been put up by the French police for information regarding the whereabouts of Hinman.
Monday, April 13, 2009
5 Movie Plot Summaries in 5 Sentences
1. Caddyshack - Caddies play golf against rich snobs in a golf tournament, and bill murray is in it.
2. Fight Club - Schizophrenic makes himself believe that he is hanging around with Brad Pitt, and proceeds to try and blow up all the credit card buildings with bombs made of human fat.
3. WALL-E - Small, lovable trash compactor robot left on earth to clean up the mess humans made, he falls in love with a robot sent by refugee humans in space to find life on earth.
4. Terminator 2 - Robot sent back in time by the humans battles a more developed robot sent back in time by the machines to save the leader of the human army as a child.
5. No Country for Old Men - a man stumbles across a drug deal gone bad and finds $2 million dollars in cash, but is chased by a scary Spanish man with a cow skull puncturer.
-Rahb
1. American History X - Edward Norton hangs out with friends at the jail and then comes back, is a changed man.
2. Jungle 2 Jungle - Tim Allen goes to the woods and brings his son back to New York.
3. Midnight Run - Robert DeNiro and Charles Grodin go for a bike ride.
4. Munich - Eric Bana tries out for the olympics, this is a period piece.
5. State and Main - "Well that happened."
- Monty
2. Fight Club - Schizophrenic makes himself believe that he is hanging around with Brad Pitt, and proceeds to try and blow up all the credit card buildings with bombs made of human fat.
3. WALL-E - Small, lovable trash compactor robot left on earth to clean up the mess humans made, he falls in love with a robot sent by refugee humans in space to find life on earth.
4. Terminator 2 - Robot sent back in time by the humans battles a more developed robot sent back in time by the machines to save the leader of the human army as a child.
5. No Country for Old Men - a man stumbles across a drug deal gone bad and finds $2 million dollars in cash, but is chased by a scary Spanish man with a cow skull puncturer.
-Rahb
1. American History X - Edward Norton hangs out with friends at the jail and then comes back, is a changed man.
2. Jungle 2 Jungle - Tim Allen goes to the woods and brings his son back to New York.
3. Midnight Run - Robert DeNiro and Charles Grodin go for a bike ride.
4. Munich - Eric Bana tries out for the olympics, this is a period piece.
5. State and Main - "Well that happened."
- Monty
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