The Creepy Contractor

So the apartment next to me is being remodeled by this washed up contractor who looks like hes out of a bad seventies porno, stache and all. Blue Ribbon beer in hand he sadistaclly says hello as I walk by on the way to my apartment.

Recently, I heard a small beep outside my window and being paranoid as usual I open the door to see what it is. Not but fifty feet away a shadowy figure sits surveying the scenery.

All is ok until I hear that voice that makes me cringe and cower.

"Hi," he says.

"Hi," I say back and close the door, deadbolt and all.

Back to my swivel chair I go pondering when he will strike next.

-Trevor