Vetrenarian Office Vandalized

EUGENE, OR -- Wags and Purrs Clinic was vandalized this weekend by local protesters. The 0utside walls were painted with images depicting aborted baby dogs. The images were painted with human blood and everybody loved it. That's not all, the clinic was coated with cream cheese and put in between two bagels. One vet was trapped inside, and he had to eat his was out of the bagel sandwich.

Neighboring houses of the clinic were mortified and some ate the bagel to drown their sorrows away. Your mom is the lord of the rings.