Terminator Salvation: John Conner tries REALLLY hard to get his dad laid.
Inglorious Basterds: Brad Pitt tries to speak Italian, and Eli Roth plays baseball with Germans.
Wall-E: Robot foreplay.
Up: Fat kid annoys an old man.
Monday, September 13, 2010
5 Movies in 5 Sentences
Avatar: Crippled guy plays out all his blue man group fantasies in the rain forest.
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The Hurt Locker: A sexually repressed DJ attempts to cure his black friend's rectal prolapse.
Juno: A local jogger mistakes his cousin for his mother and due to a deep seeded Oedipus Complex has sex with him.
Piranha 3D: A group of enthusiasts end up making the best film of the summer.
Independence Day: Will Smith has a longwinded lunch date with Jeff Goldblum.
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bravo monty
You started it.
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