SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- After a fight that broke out over who is better at file sharing, two guys kissed and made up.
The dispute started when local vegetable salesman, Sean Tai, ignited a cigarette while standing next to Philistine contributor, Rock & Roll Rowley I.
“I didn’t even hear him walk up at first,” Rowley said. “But by the time he started talking it was fuckin’ over.”
The two followed their initial encounter by exchanging empty gestures and casual conversation, until Tai brought up his long overdue need to move from Windows Vista to Windows XP.
“Monty had been saying for months how he would hook me up with some Lenovo recovery discs,” Tai said. “I was at my wit's end.”
The discussion deteriorated rapidly to a debate over who had the best ratios on numerous torrent sites, that the two fighters happened to belong to.
“They’re both faggots,” William Smartt of Smart(t) Investments® said.
It was unclear who threw the first punch, but when the smoke settled it was even less clear as to how the two had resolved their disputation.
Thank heavens it’s over though.
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Steven Seagal is Actually a Cop
Imagine getting pulled over by Seagal... apparently he's had a "secret career" as a police officer in a small town in Louisiana for the last 20 years. Soooo when he made a lot of those sick movies he was actually taking a break from his secret job in Real Law Enforcement.
The mind boggles.
http://blog.nola.com/davewalker/2008/11/steven_seagals_secret_life_as.html
The mind boggles.
http://blog.nola.com/davewalker/2008/11/steven_seagals_secret_life_as.html
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